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Essex flip flops.............
by billy barbel on Wed May 21, 2008 9:13 pm
Got this piece out of the paper today......
Church volunteers in essex will be handing out flip flops to drunk women in a bid to try and prevent so many injuries being caused through binge drinking and then trying to walk home in high heeled shoes, a local volunteer said " it can sometimes resemble a war zone on a friday night with so many young girls lying around drunk after falling off their heels" the church group has obtained a vote of confidence from the local police force commander who has said that many young women are drinking well beyond their limits and then falling over and breaking ankles and legs all this is putting more pressure on the local hospitals. CLASSY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Church volunteers in essex will be handing out flip flops to drunk women in a bid to try and prevent so many injuries being caused through binge drinking and then trying to walk home in high heeled shoes, a local volunteer said " it can sometimes resemble a war zone on a friday night with so many young girls lying around drunk after falling off their heels" the church group has obtained a vote of confidence from the local police force commander who has said that many young women are drinking well beyond their limits and then falling over and breaking ankles and legs all this is putting more pressure on the local hospitals. CLASSY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Essex flip flops.............
by Badger on Wed May 21, 2008 9:22 pm
Now that's something you don't hear often! Classy and Essex together in the same post! 
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Re: Essex flip flops.............
by NIDGE MAC on Wed May 21, 2008 9:23 pm
they can test drive my flip flop anytime mate
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Re: Essex flip flops.............
by Stotty on Wed May 21, 2008 9:35 pm
Badger wrote:Now that's something you don't hear often! Classy and Essex together in the same post!
It happens all the time mate no sorry did focus on that quite right thought that said Glassed and Essex
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